Hey Salt Spring!!!
You didn’t know it, but you’ve been waiting for it!
What is it?
It’s the world premiere of Candy and Nonny Show!
Come on out and see their famous bits!
Be wowed by The Fabulous Myrtle Sisters!
Have a beer with Larry the F’n Dude!
Fall asleep with Dream Girl
Learn life lessons over Lunch with Loretta!
Magic! Dancing! Sequins! (maybe)
Maybe hook up with one of them!
They’re partly single!
10$ at the Door!
Any questions? (no goats were harmed in the making of this show!)